important question of the day.

I blame Eve for the following situations. She was singing ridiculous songs all throughout lunch.


Me: hey
you busy?
I have something to ask you.
Garland: no
ask
wassup?
Me: well
hm
how do I say it
Garland: ...
in simple words
Me: okay...
I'll just ask it.
...
well
DO YOUR EARS HANG LOW?
do they wobble to and fro
can you tie them in a knot
can you tie them in a bowwww!
Garland: ...
you are getting slapped later.
Me: :)


Me: yeah, anyways
I have a question
Gil: yes??
Me: well
hm
how do i say this
okay
well
Gil: ...?
Me: do your ears hang low?
do they wobble to and fro?
Gil: >.<
Me: can you tie them in a knot?
can you tie them in a bow?
Gil: i choked on the water i was drinking once i read that...
hahahaha
and my coworkers sitting next to me are looking at me funny
Me: nice.


Burtner: um...have you lost it?