a more affordable nyu?

Everyone is telling me to just take the free degree. Haha.

I received a strange email from NYU yesterday morning. Here is a paraphrase of the email chain between the NYU Admissions and myself:

NYU: Hi, Gabrielle! Congratulations on your impending graduation! Please send us this one document we need from you.

Me: Hi, NYU! Sorry, I'm confused. I graduated last year and am no longer enrolled at NYU for my studies. What's going on here?

NYU: I understand you won't be graduating yet. When you send us this document, you can graduate!

Me: Say what?

NYU: You're getting a masters from us, silly! You're graduating in May 2011. We just need to document from you.

So the issue at hand is that I have not paid for tuition at NYU (from my knowledge) nor have I taken a single class at this graduate school.

What happens then if I actually send them this one document...? Think I'd get a free degree? Haha.

[img via Geo12]

important question of the day.

I blame Eve for the following situations. She was singing ridiculous songs all throughout lunch.


Me: hey
you busy?
I have something to ask you.
Garland: no
ask
wassup?
Me: well
hm
how do I say it
Garland: ...
in simple words
Me: okay...
I'll just ask it.
...
well
DO YOUR EARS HANG LOW?
do they wobble to and fro
can you tie them in a knot
can you tie them in a bowwww!
Garland: ...
you are getting slapped later.
Me: :)


Me: yeah, anyways
I have a question
Gil: yes??
Me: well
hm
how do i say this
okay
well
Gil: ...?
Me: do your ears hang low?
do they wobble to and fro?
Gil: >.<
Me: can you tie them in a knot?
can you tie them in a bow?
Gil: i choked on the water i was drinking once i read that...
hahahaha
and my coworkers sitting next to me are looking at me funny
Me: nice.


Burtner: um...have you lost it?

email exchange between momma t & me.

Hey Mom,

Just checking to see how you're doing. Working on some school stuff now. Very tired. Might sleep early tonight.

Love you,
- Mui

Mui,

I am doing fine. Appreciate you checking on me.
Should I schedule an appointment for you to have a check up on thanksgiving week?

Mom [flower emoticon thing]

Um...what kind of check-up?

- Mui

Maybe some blood test.

Mom [flower emoticon thing]

WHAT!!! BLOOD???

- Mui

SI !!!!!! Good night, sweet dream.

Mom [flower emoticon thing]

google calendarrr.

What the hoozits, for real.

grammie status.

[on video chat]

Michael: You look like a little grandma.
Me: People tell me that a lot actually.
Michael: Like a GILF.

Superb.

idiot.

[talking about feeding my dog, who hadn't eaten all day...]

brian: yeah...
maybe he just doesn't trust your grimy little hands
dirty gibby
me: i just put it in his mouth!
yay im happy
brian: THAT'S WHAT HE SAID!!!!!!!!!
me: omg.
i should have known better.